Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg. Epic Rap Battles of History – Bonus Battle! (AUDIO)


Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg. Epic Rap Battles of History - Bonus Battle! (AUDIO)


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  1. Call me Musk, I'm here to help
    Flush a Zucker-turd for humanity's health
    I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages
    You provide a place to discover your ex…kinda racist
    Got called to senate: (data hack)
    You acted so robotic Star Trek's like "We need lieutenant Data back"
    I'm Tony Stark with a James Bond sprinkle tossed in
    And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins!

    Hmm. Data was a lieutenant commander to start, but
    I wouldn't expect you to understand important charts
    See, here's mine: I'm at the top (top) boss (boss)
    And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce (sauce)
    You can't sneak up on Zuck, I don't even f**king blink
    I'm the CEO of knowing what you think
    I've been looking up your family, it gets dark, my god
    Couldn't clean your daddy's laundry with a pard tide pod
    (???) (???) Populous, Instagram, WhatsApp (boss)
    I'm cleaning up like a wetnap (boss)
    I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep)
    I liked your story like SnapChat (boss)
    Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast
    And your star is faded–like you–on a podcast

    Dope-smokin' with Joe Rogan don't slo-motion my pace, man
    When I'm conquering my space, it's actual space, man
    I gotta loan from the white house (boom)
    Sent that shit straight to the moon (moon)
    Now I'm taking mankind to mars
    But for your kind, man, I ain't got room!
    Your platform only launches depression
    Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection?
    You claim to be some kinda saint–but you aint
    Why don't you lean in and facesmash my musky musk taint?
    I'm destined to rep earth. You sold us for some net-worth
    Your site's got so many Russian bots, they should call it the social nyetwork!

    Oo-Ooh, bots. I know what gets you tweetin
    I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman
    You need to start sleepin
    We can all see you're tired
    You're about to be CEO of "Sh*t, he got fired!"
    You got all these companies, but they're incomplete
    I've got one and (?????)
    Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home
    Cuz this battle's like PayPal:
    You got owned!

  2. I hope they will do the PEWDIEPIE vs tseries battle
    And if that happens
    It will rain Indian jokes.
    It can be also like the directors battle that many directors appear (Logan Paul Jake Paul ) and idubbbz wearing content cop appear in the end and roasting them all.

  3. I wanted Musk vs Henry Ford, but I like this anyway. A lot of your battles are like this. I wanted Wonder Woman vs Xena and Stevie Wonder vs Ray Charles (who at least got a mention), but it's amazing how ERB was able to make so many jokes relating the two Wonders.

    However Wonder vs Wonder was also pretty sexist, as it implies that even if a man is blind and a woman has super powers, the man will easily win.

  4. Elon Musk:

    Call me Musk (uh!), I'm here to help (yeah!)

    Flush a Zucker-turd for humanity's health

    I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages

    You provide a place to discover your aunt's kinda racist

    Got called to Senate, data hack

    You acted so robotic Star Trek's like, "We need Lieutenant Data back!"

    I'm Tony Stark with a James Bond sprinkle tossed in,

    And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins!

    Mark Zuckerberg:

    Data was a lieutenant commander, to start

    But, I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart

    See, here's mine: I'm at the top (top), boss (boss)

    And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce (sauce)

    You can't sneak up on Zuck, I don't even fucking blink

    I'm the CEO at Knowing What You Think, Inc.!

    I've been looking up your family, it gets dark, my god

    Couldn't clean your daddy's laundry with apartheid-pod

    Watch me, Oculus, Instagram, WhatsApp (boss!)

    I'm cleaning up like a Wet-nap (boss!)

    I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep!)

    I'll end your story like Snapchat (ghost!)

    Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast

    And your star is faded like you on a podcast

    Elon Musk:

    Dope smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow-motion my pace, man

    When I'm conquering MySpace, it's actual space, man!

    I got a loan from the White House, boom! Sent that shit straight to the Moon

    Now I'm taking mankind to Mars but for your kind, man, I ain't got room

    Your platform only launches depression

    Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? (Hey!)

    You claim to be some kind of saint, but you ain't

    Why don't you lean in and FaceMatch my musky Dutch taint

    I'm destined to rep Earth, you sold us out for some net worth

    Your site's got so many Russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work!

    Mark Zuckerberg:

    Ooh, bots, I know AI gets you tweetin'

    I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman

    You need to start sleeping, we can all see you're tired

    You're about to be CEO, shit, he got fired!

    (Ooh!) You got all these companies but they're incomplete

    I've got one and I'm full of money, incomplete

    Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home

    Cause this battle's like PayPal – you got owned!

  5. Elon Musk:

    Call me Musk (uh!), I'm here to help (yeah!)
    Flush a Zucker-turd for humanity's health
    I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages
    You provide a place to discover your aunt's kinda racist
    Got called to Senate, data hack
    You acted so robotic Star Trek's like, "We need Lieutenant Data back!"
    I'm Tony Stark with a James Bond sprinkle tossed in,
    And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins!

    Mark Zuckerberg:

    Data was a lieutenant commander, to start
    But, I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart
    See, here's mine: I'm at the top (top), boss (boss)
    And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce (sauce)
    You can't sneak up on Zuck, I don't even fucking blink
    I'm the CEO at Knowing What You Think, Inc.!
    I've been looking up your family, it gets dark, my god
    Couldn't clean your daddy's laundry with apartheid-pod
    Watch me, Oculus, Instagram, WhatsApp (boss!)
    I'm cleaning up like a Wet-nap (boss!)
    I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep!)
    I'll end your story like Snapchat (ghost!)
    Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast
    And your star is faded like you on a podcast

    Elon Musk:

    Dope smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow-motion my pace, man
    When I'm conquering MySpace, it's actual space, man!
    I got a loan from the White House, boom! Sent that shit straight to the Moon
    Now I'm taking mankind to Mars but for your kind, man, I ain't got room
    Your platform only launches depression
    Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? (Hey!)
    You claim to be some kind of saint, but you ain't
    Why don't you lean in and FaceMatch my musky Dutch taint
    I'm destined to rep Earth, you sold us out for some net worth
    Your site's got so many Russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work!

    Mark Zuckerberg:

    Ooh, bots, I know AI gets you tweetin'
    I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman
    You need to start sleeping, we can all see you're tired
    You're about to be CEO, shit, he got fired!
    (Ooh!) You got all these companies but they're incomplete
    I've got one and I'm full of money, incomplete
    Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home
    Cause this battle's like PayPal – you got owned!

  6. Not exactly a battle that caters to my own interests, but I'm nevertheless glad and relieved that it's a legitimate matchup at all. After the advertising of being "100% independent" along with the echo of Walt Disney's "I own this whole series!" in the teaser, I'd been worried that this would end up being another vanity battle about ERB breaking from the "evil" Disney.

  7. Elon Musk:

    Call me Musk (uh!), I'm here to help (yeah!)

    Flush a Zucker-turd for humanity's health

    I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages

    You provide a place to discover your aunt's kinda racist

    Got called to Senate, data hack

    You acted so robotic Star Trek's like, "We need Lieutenant Data back!"

    I'm Tony Stark with a James Bond sprinkle tossed in,

    And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins!

    Mark Zuckerberg:

    Data was a lieutenant commander, to start

    But, I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart

    See, here's mine: I'm at the top (top), boss (boss)

    And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce (sauce)

    You can't sneak up on Zuck, I don't even fucking blink

    I'm the CEO at Knowing What You Think, Inc.!

    I've been looking up your family, it gets dark, my god

    Couldn't clean your daddy's laundry with apartheid-pod

    Watch me, Oculus, Instagram, WhatsApp (boss!)

    I'm cleaning up like a Wet-nap (boss!)

    I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep!)

    I'll end your story like Snapchat (ghost!)

    Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast

    And your star is faded like you on a podcast

    Elon Musk:

    Dope smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow-motion my pace, man

    When I'm conquering MySpace, it's actual space, man!

    I got a loan from the White House, boom! Sent that shit straight to the Moon

    Now I'm taking mankind to Mars but for your kind, man, I ain't got room

    Your platform only launches depression

    Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? (Hey!)

    You claim to be some kind of saint, but you ain't

    Why don't you lean in and FaceMatch my musky Dutch taint

    I'm destined to rep Earth, you sold us out for some net worth

    Your site's got so many Russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work!

    Mark Zuckerberg:

    Ooh, bots, I know AI gets you tweetin'

    I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman

    You need to start sleeping, we can all see you're tired

    You're about to be CEO, shit, he got fired!

    (Ooh!) You got all these companies but they're incomplete

    I've got one and I'm full of money, incomplete

    Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home

    Cause this battle's like PayPal – you got owned!

  8. Elon Musk:

    Call me Musk (uh!), I'm here to help (yeah!)
    Flush a Zucker-turd for humanity's health
    I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages
    You provide a place to discover your aunt's kinda racist
    Got called to Senate, data hack
    You acted so robotic Star Trek's like, "We need Lieutenant Data back!"
    I'm Tony Stark with a James Bond sprinkle tossed in,
    And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins!

    Mark Zuckerberg:

    Data was a lieutenant commander, to start
    But, I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart
    See, here's mine: I'm at the top (top), boss (boss)
    And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce (sauce)
    You can't sneak up on Zuck, I don't even fucking blink
    I'm the CEO at Knowing What You Think, Inc.!
    I've been looking up your family, it gets dark, my god
    Couldn't clean your daddy's laundry with apartheid-pod
    Watch me, Oculus, Instagram, WhatsApp (boss!)
    I'm cleaning up like a Wet-nap (boss!)
    I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep!)
    I'll end your story like Snapchat (ghost!)
    Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast
    And your star is faded like you on a podcast

    Elon Musk:

    Dope smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow-motion my pace, man
    When I'm conquering MySpace, it's actual space, man!
    I got a loan from the White House, boom! Sent that shit straight to the Moon
    Now I'm taking mankind to Mars but for your kind, man, I ain't got room
    Your platform only launches depression
    Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? (Hey!)
    You claim to be some kind of saint, but you ain't
    Why don't you lean in and FaceMatch my musky Dutch taint
    I'm destined to rep Earth, you sold us out for some net worth
    Your site's got so many Russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work!

    Mark Zuckerberg:

    Ooh, bots, I know AI gets you tweetin'
    I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman
    You need to start sleeping, we can all see you're tired
    You're about to be CEO, shit, he got fired
    (Ooh!) You got all these companies but they're incomplete
    I've got one and I'm full of money, incomplete
    Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home
    Cause this battle's like PayPal – you got owned!

  9. I'm kinda surprised each rapper only has two verses. I expected three for each rapper. This was the norm rather than the exception for season 5.

  10. Lyrics
    Elon Musk:
    Call me Musk (uh!), I'm here to help (yeah!)

    Flush a Zucker-turd for humanity's health

    I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages

    You provide a place to discover your aunt's kinda racist

    Got called to Senate, data hack

    You acted so robotic Star Trek's like, "We need Lieutenant Data back!"

    I'm Tony Stark with a James Bond sprinkle tossed in,

    And I've been flossing since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins!

    Mark Zuckerberg:
    Data was a lieutenant commander, to start

    But, I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart

    See, here's mine: I'm at the top (top), boss (boss)

    And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce (sauce)

    You can't sneak up on Zuck, I don't even fucking blink

    I'm the CEO at Knowing What You Think, Inc.!

    I've been looking up your family, it gets dark, my god

    Couldn't clean your daddy's laundry with apartheid-pod

    Watch me, Occulus, Instagram, Whatsapp (boss!)

    I'm cleaning up like a Wet-nap (boss!)

    I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep!)

    I'll end your story like Snapchat (ghost!)

    Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast

    And your star is faded like you on a podcast

    Elon Musk:
    Dope smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow-motion my pace, man

    When I'm conquering MySpace, it's actual space, man!

    I got a loan from the White House, boom!

    Sent that shit straight to the Moon

    Now I'm taking mankind to Mars but for your kind man, I ain't got room

    Your platform only launches depression

    Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? (Hey!)

    You claim to be some kind of saint, but you ain't

    Why don't you lean in and FaceMatch my musky Dutch taint

    I'm destined to rep Earth, you sold us out for some net worth

    Your site's got so many Russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work!

    Mark Zuckerberg:
    Ooh, bots, I know AI gets you tweetin'

    I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman

    You need to start sleeping, we can all see you're tired

    You're about to be CEO, shit, he got fired!

    (Ooh!) You got all these companies but they're incomplete

    I got one and I ??? money, incomplete???

    Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home

    Cause this battle's like PayPal – you got owned!

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